In honor of the NFL playoffs I give you Beard Madness. Who makes it to the finals? Who is the champion?
At precisely 12 noon on the 14th of March I propose we all as members of the bearded caucus stroke our beards in solidarity with one another. No matter where you are, or who your with you will feel the scratchy love that runs through all our hearts and across our faces for one another.
I decided it was time
For me to be a man.
So I went and threw my razor
In the garbage can.
If I didn’t cultivate it.
It would be a crime.
So I’m gonna grow my beard
Until the end of time.
All this hair upon my face
It grows there naturally.
Having me a long beard
Is the way I’m meant to be.
I don’t care if people say
I look like Z-Z Top.
Gonna keep on growin’
And I’m never gonna stop.
Don’t you know, I like the way
It billows in the breeze.
Just for fun I’m gonna let it
Grow down past me knees.
Gonna let it grow and grow
Until it hits the floor.
When that isn’t long enough
I’ll let it grow some more.
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| — | BEARD by Kai “Longbeard” Cofer |
